I was coming out of a public toilet in central London today (Paternoster Square, near St. Paul’s, if anyone’s interested), when I saw a strange sign on the door: “Images are being recorded for security purposes…” (so far so good) “…and for possible marketing and advertising by vicinitee.com” (erm, what?).

Will I soon be starring in a TV commercial as “guy standing at urinal”??? I’ve emailed the company to ask, so stay tuned to find out…

(A side issue: upon seeing that sign, for the first time in my life I actually wished I had a camera phone instead of my beaten-up old Nokia. Probably won’t last though – I’m a cheapskate at heart.)